did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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