help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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