I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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