i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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