It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
