All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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