Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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