If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
