The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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