the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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