Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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