How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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