How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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