Your mouth is God's brothel.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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