have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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