so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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