your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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