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(281): View more from Texas

i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets

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(949): View more from California

Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?

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(619): View more from California

We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...

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(409): View more from Texas

There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.

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(925): View more from California

I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha

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(551): View more from New Jersey

His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch

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