so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.