So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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