May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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