Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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