I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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