I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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