im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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