I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I will die if light touches me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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