Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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