Having a random hookup so left but love u
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize