girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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