I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
love makes seman taste better
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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