at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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