Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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