Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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