Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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