I hope mine doesn't look like that
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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