Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
