VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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