Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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