So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize