You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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