My cat gives me a boner
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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