i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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