i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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