The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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