the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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