Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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