Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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