I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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