I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my sisters under your porch take her home
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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