question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The air was thick with penises
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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