I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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