We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
he just fucked me for my cheese..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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