your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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