I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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