No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
